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DAMtv News - June 29, 2009

So, you run into DAMtv at the store. "Hey DAMtv! I haven't seen you in a few months, how are things?"

DAMtv has a big grin on its face. "Dude, you have no idea. Things are so awesome right now!"

You question DAMtv's exuberance. "Really? I mean, you haven't posted in a long time."

"Oh, I know," says DAMtv, picking up a carton of eggs, "I really can't say too much right now, but I'll be back in a HUGE way."

You sigh. "Well, alright DAMtv. I can't wait until you're back bringing the comedy and awesomeness."

DAMtv gives a smile and a wink. "I'll be back before you know it."

An awkward silence. DAMtv shuffles its feet. "Look, I've gotta go," it says, "I'm double parked out front."

"Alright," you say. You smile at DAMtv. "It was good seeing you."

"You too," says DAMtv, as it turns and walks down the aisle.

As you watch DAMtv go, you know in your heart it won't be the last time you see it. DAMtv rounds the corner and disappears. Your arm outstretched, you whisper "I miss you."

    last updated 06/29/09 10:44pm by Zac Ross.

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